Anti-Valentine Hoodie — 'Love Is a Lie / Forever Alone' Graphic Sweatshirt

This lightweight hooded sweatshirt carries a bold, tongue-in-cheek graphic that leans into sarcasm and dark humor. Soft, breathable ring-spun cotton keeps the fit airy while the jersey-lined hood and natural flatcord add subtle, wearable details. Wear it when you want to make a statement without saying a word — whether you’re lounging at home, heading out for a coffee run, or layering up for a night with friends. The distressed, stencil-style print reads like an anti-Valentine’s manifesto, fitting into evenings that call for ironic commentary and low-key comfort. It drapes relaxed over jeans or joggers and feels lived-in from the first wear.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a smooth, durable print surface
- Lightweight fabric (6.4 oz/yd²) — breathable and easy to layer
- Jersey-lined hood with natural flatcord for clean styling
- Relaxed fit with rolled-forward shoulders for comfort and movement
- Made with OEKO-TEX low-impact dyes; member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean